ALL THE GIRLS LOVE ALICE

Raised to be a lady by the golden rule,
Alice was the spawn of a public school
With a double barrel name in the back of her brain,
And a simple case of "Mummy doesn't love me" blues

Reality it seems, was just a dream
She couldn't get it on with the boys on the scene,
But what do you expect from a chick who's just sixteen ?
And hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean

All the young girls love Alice,
Tender young Alice they say,
Come over and see me -
Come over and please me -
Alice it's my turn today

All the young girls love Alice,
Tender young Alice they say,
If I give you my number -
Will you promise to call me -
Wait 'til my husband's away

Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart,
It's like acting in a movie when you've got the wrong part,
Getting your kicks in another girl's bed
And it was only last Tuesday, they found you, in the subway dead

And who could you call your friends down in Soho ?
One or two middle-aged dykes in a Go-Go
And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo ?
And hey, hey, hey,
Oh don't you know